SO NANO IS HERE

well at least the forums are and SHIT, am i excited

i've spent all day posting on them since the relaunch
so
yeah

what happens when i use write or die?

 

Nathan and Rosie Abernathy. They're brother and sister, and they live in an apartment in New York, with their mom. Single mom. Their dad was away in India having affairs with another girl at the moment. Rosie tried to get that out of her dad, but she never managed it (mostly because that her dad thought that she was still five years old when in reality she is fourteen years old). Nathan always gets that out of him, though. He's fifteen years old and his dad knows the right age. So that's good.

There's another thing about Nathan and Rosie. Well, Nathan's in university, the final year, but Rosie got held back a grade or two or three or four because she's in grade seven. Ands she doesn't know what grade she's supposed to be in because she can't keep track of her age, she thinks she's eleven when she's really fourteen and a half.

ALso, she tried to get her Driver's Liscnence. It was very very very strange.

And then there's the whole thing about them almost getting killed.

"Rosie," said Nathan, "Let's watch Titanic."

"But I don't want to," said Rosie, "I;m not thirteen years old yet. And the box on the cover says "PJ-14"."

"PG-13," says Nathan calmly. Rosie was like a little sister - well she was his little sister -- but Rosie was like a two-year-old sister and she wasn't two. It was very tiring for Nathan who thought he acted like a dad but apparently didn't. He made a note to get some tips from dad and hopefully not on other unsepaking bthings.

Rosie sighed and got up from the floor. "I want to watch TV," she said.

"What do you want to watch Rosie?" asked Nathan.

"I want to watch Twilight," said Rosie happily, a big grin spreading across her face like peanut butter on a sandwich.

"OH REALLY?" yelled Nathan angrily. "WELL YOU CAN'T WATCH TWILIGHT BECAUSE IT'S A FJDJAJDJ!" he yelled again, picking the Twilight DVD case up. "NO!" he shouted. "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!"

Rosie shook her head. "I want to watch Harry Potter, Nathan."

Nathan calmed down and blinked fifteen times in a row. Rosie watched him, realizing for the 300th time how tall that Nathan was.

"Okay, you can watch Harry Potter," said Nathan. "Harry Poter is a good movie. Repeat that."

"Pot is good," said Rosie.

Nathan began to freak out again. He yelled "POT IS BAD FOR YOU! POT IS BAD FOR YOU! POT NEEDS TO BE OUTLAWED!"

Rosie held up a cooking pot. "No," she said. "Pot."

Nathan calmed down. Again. He blinked fifteen times in a row and walked around his apartment twice.

"Okay," he said. Do you want to make some sauce?"

"I want to make some soup," said Rosie.

"I know," said Nathan.

"Let's make some soup," said Rosie.

They went into the kitch and made some soup. Then Rosie spilled it over the floor.

Nathan face palmed.

Then he jumped out the window.

"Wow," said Rosie.

I consider this an improvement from last year's.

Once, there was a cat and a mouse. The dear cat was chasing the pesky mouse around the house. The cat was bright orange and he had a black muzzle and tail. The mouse was pure white, which, for the cat, made a mouse a tasty snack - you see, he was convinced that a white mouse tasted pleasantly of vanilla ice cream, which he had always ate when his owners weren't looking at him. Chocolate ice cream = win.

The cat and the mouse ran outside. Timmy Mouse said, "Ha ha! You will never catch me, especially when I get my friends, Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, and Lunatic Mouse! Oh yes, there is my baby Luna Mouse, and my wife, Tara Mouse! The mouse family has come here to invade your vital regions!"

The cat, he was named Chocolate Cat, and he laughed. "Oh really, Timmy Mouse. The cat will always invade your vital regions, then eat them up like nothing!"

Timmy Mouse laughed like a maniac, only stopping when he saw his friends, daughter, and wife march out. They were carrying Uzis in their right hand, chainsaws in their left hand, and they were wearing armor of every kind you can think of. They were wearing sexy unicorn baby hats on their heads that were very spiky, just like a unicorn horn. They had unipanda masks on, and their backs had Pandacorn stuffs on their backs because of their armor.

"Your friends look good, but not good enough for me to ignore! I want to eat them! Eat them, I tell you! Timmy Mouse, I will eat them until I blow up with fatness because I'm hungry, Timmy Mouse!"

CHocolate cat leaped. Chocolate cat growled and snarled. Chocolate Cat unsheathed his claws and started growling and muttering and trying to kill the poor mices! But but but! But! But then, Mickey Mouse shot Chocolate Cat with a Tiny, Mini Uzi! Then the other mices used the chainsaws on him. Then it was a battle. But! Then, Chocolate cat stoled Minnie mouse's chainsaw! But then.

The most amazing thing had happened, because Luna mouse brought him to the garden. Then he bounced all around and destoyed the garden! Isn't that great! The mice family lived happily ever after while the cat... well. Chocolate cat wasn't verry good. OSHI. HA HA CHOCOLATE CAT!